Today's Joke : Where were You born?

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan,"
said the teacher. "unlawful" is when u do something the law doesn't allow and "ill-egal" is a sick eagle."

(Reza Ginaldi forward it from Jufri Hardi - 24/4/09)